Design by Grace Han for Thrillist
It is simpler now than at any level within the historical past of the world for an everyday human being to buy clothes, artwork, and different tchotchkes emblazoned with the likeness of their favourite film character, and Shrek isn’t any exception. Within the twenty years because the very first Shrek film’s launch, our consumerist actuality has facilitated a veritable onslaught of Shrek-themed merchandise. As a part of our Shrek Week festivities, we combed via the darkest recesses of the online to seek out the most effective, the weirdest, and the downright grossest stuff on the market.
So… Shrek shirts? We obtained ’em. Shrek footwear? We obtained these too. A 3D printed mini-Shrek to screw on to your toothpaste tube to boost your morning/evening routine? You are not gonna imagine this.
It is troublesome to seek out the origin of Shrek Daddy memes. (Is it really or do I simply not need to go into that nook of the web? You select.) Nonetheless, if you need “Shrek Daddy” merch, it’s there for you. Is “Daddy” with Shrek ears cheeky and harmless? Or is it one other perversion of a children’ film into one thing a lot weirder on the web? A sexualization of an ogre? Maybe that every one relies on who buys this denim Shrek Daddy visor.—Esther Zuckerman
Fashionistas who need to rep the massive inexperienced man, however do not need to sacrifice their sense of fashion, can look no additional than Etsy. Designers on the positioning recognized for all-things handmade and kitsch have the magic contact to make Shrek cute with mint crochet hats sportng ogre ears. And within the form of a bucket hat, they’re on-trend, too!—Sadie Bell
This can be a actual “You vs. the Man She Informed You To not Fear About” scenario. Perhaps you suppose you’ll be able to impress individuals with a “regular” Shrek t-shirt that options the film’s title or a recreation of the poster. No, that is for infants. An actual grownup purchases this “Shrek Animated Household Comedy Film Ogre Costume Grownup Entrance Print” merchandise and strikes via the world with absolute confidence you look precisely like your favourite animated hero.—Dan Jackson
You realize these clothes gadgets that catch your eye and instantly make you suppose, “Sure. Sure. I would like this in my life proper this second or I’ll scream.” This Shrek hoodie, printed with a picture of Shrek’s horrified (and horrifying) shrieking face, is unquestionably a kind of issues. Now that we have seen it, we won’t think about our lives with out it.—Emma Stefansky
To fill out your Shrek ensemble (shrensemble), look no additional than these Shrek leggings (shreggings), printed with a collage of Shrek faces of assorted sizes endlessly fractaling into oblivion. That is the best sample, as a result of it isn’t till individuals rise up shut and private that they will be capable to see our favourite swamp dweller’s grin.—ES
The proper kicks for the Shrek-loving hypebeast in your life. One of many high feedback on the Shrek Fandom article about this shoe comes from a person named Shrektoelover23 and it reads, “YOOOOOO the place am i able to cop these unhealthy boys?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!!!?” Now we have the identical query. (Additionally, when you’re studying this and are personally invested in Shrek footwear, please spare a second and signal the Change.org petition to “Make Shrek Crocs Real.”)—DJ
In 2014, Shrek went excessive style. The irreverent designer Jeremy Scott made Shrek the centerpiece of his Spring 2015 assortment, which means, for a short minute, you too may stroll round in a $325 embroidered knit crop high with Shrek’s face on it. That actually is the dream. There was additionally a tie-dye t-shirt that learn “Shrek Occurs.”—EZ
If you happen to’ve ever wished to consider Shrek defecating a day’s price of processed swamp slugs each time you sweep your enamel, that is the merchandise for you. The Shrek pooper toothpaste topper may be utilized to many industrial toothpaste merchandise with relative ease, reworking an earthly routine of private hygiene into an act of IP-inspired coprophagia. As this excellent TikTok additionally exhibits, it additionally makes a advantageous reward for a romantic associate.—DJ
Not solely are you able to get a Shrek pillowcase, you’ll be able to personalize it together with your identify. Simply think about the Disney-skewering, fairy tale-satirizing desires you’d have each evening as you laid your heavy head right down to relaxation.—DJ
At this level, when you’ve been following our recommendation, your outfit and your house are absolutely Shreked out. Within the spirit of Pimp My Experience, the automobile is clearly subsequent within the Excessive Shrek Make-Over. If you cannot afford one in all these terrifying vehicles, do not sweat it: You possibly can at all times buy this inexpensive (and sick) decal of Shrek coming out of the facet of your automobile. No Farquaad-like motorist will even take into consideration gently tapping your valuable bumper once more.—DJ
If you happen to’re a Shrek die-hard, you’ve got most likely thought significantly about having a Shrek-themed marriage ceremony. If you happen to do, please invite us, and likewise contemplate getting a Shrek and Fiona cake topper with the bride and groom’s likenesses 3D printed instead of Shrek and Fiona’s faces. Completely no uncanny valley current right here in any way.—ES
Maybe the pièce de résistance of this complete endeavor, the one piece of Shrek merch that even essentially the most discerning fan covets: the Shrek CRT TV, a colour tv console made from plastic dyed that traditional swampy inexperienced, with an identical distant and a pair of the ogre’s iconic ears sprouting from the highest, like some half-beast-half-machine out of a David Cronenberg film.—ES